going poop in a public bathroom.
originates from the stall being like an elevator and you go into it to send "one" down
"Be right back, I have to go to elevator evans"
"That took less time then to go to elevator evans"
Pretending like something that really hurts, does not hurt at all.
Dude, Evan got punched so hard in the arm but he said "I swear it didn't hurt."
Stop Evaning, we know it hurts!
The most pussy ass shit talking little bitch to ever roam the universe. Talks mad shit online but in person sits quietly while they mouth breathe since their Jewish nose is so long and skinny. Whenever an Evan Hendrickson breathes through their nose it causes a whistling sound able to be heard from Saturn.
I want to kill myself, I really am an Evan Hendrickson huh?
A kid who hits puberty early and is also a gay he likes getting his willy in welsh sheeps asses and likes fingering is own bumhole.
raaaaa that Danny Evans kid had a fat scrap with that sheep from wales init cus he even got his will out and started fucking it.
When he runs, bumps into the corner of the wall and trips over his own feet, he Uncle Evaned it.
Is used in a sentence such as evan mckernan is a faggot jewish fag