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a random story which has no point or moral behind it. Often times ends abruptly with no warning.
Lauren tells Mike and John this story "this one time i was at a wedding and my uncle gave me some rum and coke and then later that night he was next to my parents and looked at me and said, how do you like that rum and coke?"
Mike and John say "Jackson Story"
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He is the emperor of black people.
Whenever someone says an "N" word, Jesse Jackson makes it all okay, then no black person is allowed to be offended.
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When you shit into a girls vagina and then she squats over a canvas and sprays the shit onto the canvas, you hang it on the wall and jerk off to it.
After art class we went back to my place and enjoyed a jackson pollock, my house still stinks but my dick is raw.
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Rapper known as 50 Cent. The bane of all human existence.
" Who is that man having sex with other males in that crackhouse? Oh my, it's Curtis Jackson!"
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A 4 eyed cock knocker with a massive fucking head
David Jackson is a douche
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(noun or verb) When a man eats a large helping of corn without chewing it, resulting in diarrhea, then shits the diarrhea including whole corn kernels into a girl's mouth. She then must chew and swallow every last kernel. Finally, she must like it, otherwise it doesn't count.
Man there's a been lot of corn in my shit today. And I've been shatting bowls of slop all day. I should put it to good use and find a girl to Savage Jackson.
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A slang term used in the palm trees (SouthBay) for the more dank varieties of mech weed, the lesser varieties of this mech normally known as frankenstein(Bad stuff)
A yo, can you run me A dub of some of that reggie jackson?
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