The act of covering ones penis in maple syrup, buying a moose, and having the moose lick it off while enticing it with a carrot in its asshole.
I went on vacation this weekend and had a Canadian moose party
A café in Dublin, Ireland known for its hearty meat dishes and off-the-chain social media accounts, which are apparently run by a self-confessed troll called Paulie. So far, the White Moose has engaged in on-line feuds with Vegans, Brazilians, digital photographers, and other nefarious denizens of the Net. This problematic behavior has resulted in a massive amount of fake restaurant reviews and a world-wide cult following for the café.
Did you hear? The White Moose Café is now at war with furries! They've made Fox News again.
When a female balances herself on the corner of a desk with her vagina and lefts off the ground rocking back and forth.
“Dang it Janet! She’s over there again rocking that moose knuckle!!!!”
A common phrase used predominantly on the west coast to describe a crazy or supernatural event
Damn.. that’s just like a moose in a hurricane
To forcefully punch a female in the vagina with your middle knuckle raised as if you are giving a half middle finger.
After that whammy moose knuckle she couldn't sit for a week!!
The act in which a large, hairy man, takes a shit on their partners chest. Afterwards the man sits on the chest and rides his partner like a moose until they climax. This act is mainly done by homosexuals.
Mike: "Did you hear about Brett giving Sommer a Canadian Moose Platter?"
Douglas: "Oh that's nasty."
Sommer: "Don't knock it til you try it."
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The visible remnant on ones love cannon from a freshly pounded fart box...
"Yo, Vinnie d'jou see that rusty moose knuckle on cousin Paulie?"