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Santa Claus

A disgusting pedophile and pervert that watches children every year. Not only does watch children, but he also has the largest child porn collection in the world. Santa Claus has been arrested and charged for the possession of child pornography. He has been sentenced to life imprisonment with no parole. And the bars in his jail cell will be strong, so there’s no way for him to get out.

Santa Claus is a disgusting pedophile.

by PrivateUsernameClear June 11, 2022


Santa Claus

The old man in red who breaks in, points to you, then your mum and your dad, then says "Hoe hoe hoe"

Kid: Santa Claus is so mean
Santa: Hoe

by da_savage_hacker January 04, 2020


Santa Claus

A fat jolly man who eats all your cookies and gives you presents, don't give him cookies!!!!!!

ugh Santa Claus is such a fatty

by Gabilit October 24, 2018


Santa Claus

A stalker that children like for some weird reason

''Santa Claus sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake...''

by StickyMick December 07, 2019


Santa claus

Other terms for inexistence

Hey! Santa Claus is fake. LOL

by Aloovn December 19, 2017


Santa Panda

A Califurnia Buddhist who also happens to be quite attractive.

They were curious how they might cross paths with the cherished Santa Panda.

by LTKraptor December 14, 2020


SANTA FE HOTRAIL

when you getting head and you pull your dick out cover her mouth and then shoot it up her nose forcing her to take a breath and swallow.

Dude, Judy is a real trooper. She gives the best head and I Santa fe hotrailed her last night. Right up her nose. SWALLOWED ALL OF IT. That's taking one for the team

by Polar Pop Princess August 21, 2018