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When you can't fit your penis inside the dead baby so you just fuck it instead.
"Stay still little jimmy this might hurt"
I'm gonna give you a Sumerian burrito
one who twists burritos at taco bell
I'm a burrito spinner at taco bell
Another name for a canadian tuxedo.
That jean burrito, EH. What's that aboot?
A burrito order from Chipotle containing beans, no rice, barbacoa, extra queso, all the salsas, and extra sour cream.
Some asshole just ordered a liquid burrito, hoe am I supposed to wrap this thing?
(n.) The unconventional act of hastily concealing a personal item—such as used a sex toy—by wrapping it in a white terry cloth towel, resembling a burrito. Often employed during moments of unexpected intrusion or sheer panic.
"When her roommate barged in unannounced, she quickly made a Tuna Burrito with her vibrator and hid it in her night stand."
"Bro, I swear I wasn't snooping, but I saw a Tuna Burrito in the laundry basket. Awkward."
When you order an extra burrito from Taco Bell to microwave later.
I got 2 later burritos this time.
A derogatory term used for Mexicans, along with names such as Beaner, Wetback, and Lawnmower Person. They can usually be found under the nearest tree, passed out, burrito in their hands.
“John, have you seen all the Burrito Hippies out behind Bill’s house?”
“Yeah Jamal, there was, like, six of them, just passed out in his backyard! What the hell?”