a cool person that draws and probably won't steal your kidneys
Person 1: Hey have you ever heard of Chair-peace75?
Person 2: That one dude who makes crappy art?
Person 1: Yep
someone who has a strange desire to be tied up during sexual intercourse.
Me: "My ex was a lowkey chair hugger."
Friend: "Ew."
a dirty trash picked office chair that you think you can fix up when you can't. it probably carries numerous std's.
Doug: Just stop being so cheap and buy a real chair.
Steve: No way! I love fester chairs.
That one chair at the back of the class that's covered in white liquid (probably jizz)
Hey man, go sit on the jizz chair
When woman booty looks better siting on some kind chair
Damn dude that chick has so much chair booty!
What a chair booty?
Her but looks so much better siting down dude!
The chair at the bar next to the "staff chair" or otherwise closest to the bartender where the boyfriends of the bartenders often sit.
Johnny sits at the boyfriend chair once in a while just so the patrons know his girlfriend, the bartender, is taken.
A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.
You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."