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The unfortunate event of having both crabs and blue waffles at the same time
Fuck man, I knew I shouldn't have fucked that whore last night she gave me Chesapeake Blue Crabs
a side dish unintentionally obtained from Alluvia in Atlanta after being escorted to the boom-boom room by a blonde Floridian bimbo
My dad was entertaining some clients at the Cheetah in the 90's. He said everyone went home with an order of Gulf Coast Crabs.
When a female has a case of crabs and a yeast infection.
Dude, don’t go near jen, cheesy crab bread.
When she sits on your bearded face and transfers her crabs
Nancy gave me the Louisiana crab dip. Now my face is itchy.
When you put your hand in ice water for about five minutes to get it really cold before shoving all five fingers inside your girlfriend's vagina and asshole. Unrelated to the Alaskan Pipeline and Alaskan Snow Dragon.
I can't have sex with my girlfriend for a week since I surprised her with an Alaskan King Crab last night.
When you go down on a homeless woman.
Or when your girl hasn't showered in a while, and then you go down on her.
"I didn't have any quarters, so I gave her a Cranston Crab Pie instead."
Crab arm syndrome is when one arm is excessively more muscular than the other due to chronic masturbating
Colin has crab arm syndrome from beating his meat too much