Dude-bro

A term referring to the sexually frustrated and socially incapable young males who all wear the same style of clothes, stalk the same females, and repeatedly talk in gay voices to eachother. It is generally very easy to spot a dude-bro, if you hear the word 'gay' or 'faggot' used in a derogatory way, look for a sideways hat or a Thirsty Thursday shirt(or collared shirt) and you will see a dude-bro.

Me: "Those guys just said Broken Social Scene is gay."
Fellow Intellectual: "But Broken Social Scene is the greatest band ever!"
Me: "Yeah, they must be dude-bros."

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Dude Cut

A short hairstyle, usually favourable with Dyke's and the like, that old ladies sometime have.
Comes from the meaning of a "boys hairstyle", hence "dude-cut".

Person One: Hey, did you see Sarah?
Person Two: Hell yeah, she went to the hairdressers and now she has a dude cut!

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hoot dude

Male who finds the need to hoot or yell at the bar or sports game a little to much.

I'm gonna punch that fucking hoot dude in the mouth.

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medi-dude

A guy that is mediocre in looks. He is not unpleasant looking but one wouldn't want to imagine him nude.

He, who shall not be named was a medi-dude.

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Dude-struating

The condition a guy in usually emotionally erratic and crave weird foods.

Steve is watching sweet home Alabama and just wants spinach and peperoni on his pizza. He must be dude-struating.

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Willy Dude

Man who likes to go around with his penis hanging out.

If you spot one you must shout "Willy Dude", "Willy Dude" repeatly at him.

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BROKE DUDE

Tyshaun is the most broke dude you find in your school calls game trash when he can't afford the games .
BROKE DUDE
BROKE DUDE
BROKE DUDE
BROKE DUDE

DUDE IS BROKE SO GO HELP HIM AT . tyshaun is BROKE DUDE

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