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National Frog Day is where you can do anything to a frog!! :)
DONT FUCK IT FOR FUCKS SAKE
Luna: *plays with a frog*
Luka: *fucks a frog*
Luna: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
Luka: but it’s national frog day!
Luna: BUT FUCKING IT IS NOT RIGHT
An association founded in April 1703 to provide frogs with suitable princesses, and vice versa. Operators of the Frog-Princess Mobile.
Hey, Isabelle — have the Frog-Princess Association sent you this month's recommendations yet?
Groom my frog can be used in a scenario when you need to get off the phone because it’s awkward silence or they talk to long.
Hold on! I got to go, i have to groom my frog
From Mr. Garrison's theory of evolution
"...and then that had a retard baby, which was a... monkey fish frog."
When the female does a cartwheel mid-sex, and the male catches her feet and proceeds to eat her out while the female starts giving the male a blowjob while she is still upside down (practically 69). If they both have enough strength and space, they then will start cartwheeling around the room whilst still performing 69
Me and my girlfriend experimented with different sexual activities last night. We tried the Cartwheeling frog-job and it was dizzy but rather fun!
A really ugly and tasteless shade of green.
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A term that is used to define something (mostly a choice of color or decor) as gross and overwhelming.
Elmo: Oh wow, look at that fancy car! I want one of those in Kermit the Frog Green!
Ezruh: Elmo, you have no taste. Everything looks hideous in Kermit the Frog Green, anyone with a brain in their skull could understand that.
Elmo: Oh be quiet.
It is know as the ultimate comeback and this phrase can be used against Your Granny A Tranny And Your Grandpap A Trap
Your mom gay no u your granny a tranny well your dog a frog