Thors hammer

The act of a man standing in nothing but socks on carpet. He then shuffles his feet vigorously creating an static charge to which in unloads that charge through the head of his penis as swings it like a hammer onto the face of an unsuspecting person.

As my girlfriend was doing her make up I snuck up behind her and gave her the mighty thors hammer right to the jaw.

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Dil-Hammer

A wooden stick with a dildo attached to it(usually used as a strange, gay weapon)

Run away!He has a dil-hammer!

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Hammer throw

When you bang a girl on their period, pull the tampon out by the string, whirl it around and throw it against the wall.

I met a girl last night, she had her period so I showed her the hammer throw.

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hammer stoned

When your so drunk you forget how stoned you are. So you decide to smoke more. This in turn shifts the ratio of hammered to stoned causing you to now forget how hammered you are and to continue drinking.

Person A, "Dude where have you been the last hour??"

Person B, "(In drunk voice) I'm hammer stoned"

Person A, "It's a vicious cycle.."

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DROP THE HAMMER

TO TAKE A LARGE DUMP THAT MAKES A THUD SOUND WHEN IT HITS THE INSIDE OF THE TOILET BOWL.

power dump hammer dropper drop the hammer

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douche hammer

A person, who infact, hammers the worddouche/word.

Look at that douche hammer, he's been hammering the douche all weekend.

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man hammer

What the fuck do you think!

Can't wait to take to that bitch with the blunt end of me man hammer.

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