nick-job

when you're about to bone a chick, but circumstances prevent you from going in all the way
only your tip got wet

Dude, I was about to bone that chick, then her parents came home so I had to pull out before anything even happened. (nick job)

Female definition: Well, I'm a technical virgin, he only got halfway in and then my parents came home, so it was only a "nick-job."

Dialogue:
How many chicks have you boned? 10...no wait, 9.5
I "nick-jobbed" one of them.

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thigh job

Thigh jobs aren't limited to women of large size. Weight, and ability or willingness to suck dick have nothing to do with it. A Thigh Job is when *anyone* wraps their thighs on a cock and wiggles.

Jim really gave me a great thigh job last night; even though he has skinny legs he grips like a vice.

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Odd Job

1.One of the coolest characters in all of the James Bond movies. Odd Job carries around a hat that can cut through solid granit! He is a body guard for Gold Finger.

2.An assassination hit.

1.(Goldfinger)"Odd Job kill him!"

2."Did you finish that odd job?"

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Jew Job

The act of wrapping a dollar bill around the penis and havin g a girl jerk you off.

abbv: JJ

Cole: Dude my girlfriend gave me a Jew Job last night.

Koty: Well did you keep the dollar?

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half job

A half of a hand job. Usually happens when the girl realizes half way through that she doesn't want anything to do with your disgusting penis, so she goes home instead. Often the male at the wrong end of this technique will come up with excuses in order for his friends to not look down on him, such as "when you have a chick squeezing on your dick it's not pleasurable."

Poor Adam, only able to get a half job.

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bro job

Sucking your buddy's cock, strictly out of friendship and comradery. Just like a bromance, this is not gay. At all.

(not to be confused with how a Chinaman asks for oral sex)

"Brad, these high fives just aren't showing the manly affection I need to show right now. How bout a bro job?"

"That sounds awesome Trent. It's so awesome we're so close and not gay. Awesome."

bro job

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Float Job

When a woman sucks your dick from behind.

Woman: I want to give you a float job.

Man: WTF is that?

Woman: It's when I suck your dick from behind.

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