When you masturbate into a pack of chips because you don’t like mayonnaise.
You eat them and offer to your family cause that’s what you do.
Everyone love Marks Chips.
When you don’t like mayonnaise so youo Dirty Mark to substitute.
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It's where you teabag someone with your ass near their nose and fart into their nostrils, causing them to spit your balls into the air
Man, when I gave Lucy the ol' Mark Mcgwire, I thought mark himself whacked my balls into the air!!!
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Niko: ay mate, ya know mark zuckerberg?
Juliari: yeah, he's a robot innit?
(bonk, 30 days ban)
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Basically just a classy way to refer to a girls tits or more formally, her “breasts”
“God man, I can stop looking at Chelsea’s Mark Twain’s”
“Really man? She mad thicc, that’s what you’re looking at?”
“Yeah man, my eyes just gravitate bro”
“I’ll pray for you bro”
“Feels bad man”
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The meaning of true love and friendship combined to become some beautiful
Mark and jasmine will always be together forever.
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You know that girl Ashley Marks? She's one bad motherfucker. And she's rossome
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1. An individual that is simultaneously retarded and evil.
2. Someone who miraculously represents (SC-1) despite going to Argentina on taxpayer dollars.
"My dad saw Mark Sanford at the gas station yesterday."
"Did your dad introduce himself?"
"No, he just flipped off Sanford and walked away."
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