Dirty Mark

When you masturbate into a pack of chips because you don’t like mayonnaise.

You eat them and offer to your family cause that’s what you do.

Everyone love Marks Chips.

When you don’t like mayonnaise so youo Dirty Mark to substitute.

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Mark Mcgwire

It's where you teabag someone with your ass near their nose and fart into their nostrils, causing them to spit your balls into the air

Man, when I gave Lucy the ol' Mark Mcgwire, I thought mark himself whacked my balls into the air!!!

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Mark Zuckerberg

Facebook CEO and a robot

Niko: ay mate, ya know mark zuckerberg?
Juliari: yeah, he's a robot innit?
(bonk, 30 days ban)

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Mark Berskii

character from hit game Project: Edens Garden
he is also best boy, literally the most awesome person ever
oh yeah hes the ultimate music producer, so thats awesome

Person 1: "YO MARK BERSKII IS BEST BOY"
Person 2: "Damon Maitsu is better"
Person 1: "ur wrong"

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Mark Moment

When Mark goes on a random rant about whatever bullshit is floating around in his enigma of a mind.

Isaac: Did you hear Mark had a Mark Moment?
Caleb: Deez Nuts

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Skid mark

Also known as a Connie lee .
A black chunky line of poop left in the crutch of someone's under wear after not wiping there bums properly.

Ummm dude ya got a Connie Lee in ya jocks. Errrttt. Skid mark

Omg girl is that a Connie Lee I see in ur nikkers.

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Marks Dick

The biggest dick that someone could ever have, his dick is 11 inches flaccid and and his boner is so big that it rips his pants. When Mark fucks a girl the girl screams so much because Marks dicks diameter is 5 cm.

Marks dick was the biggest of them all

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