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National Pegging Day is June 24th.
Its June 24th! Time to get the strap and take the ego of a man down a peg by pegging him on National Pegging Day (with consent of course).
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April 27. A week after 4/20. This is a national holiday for all Juulers. Rip all the Juul u can until ur fucking lungs pop. Have fun this 4/27.
“Yooo I can’t wait to rip so much juul on April 27th. It’s National Juul Day!”
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November 16th- a day to celebrate stupid people
Hey its only a month till national retard day where we can celebrate that stupid person for being stupid
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April 23 you have to Confess your feelings to your crush or tell them how you feel about them
National Confession day
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National plug day is a day to honour all of our pharmacists without licenses, helping us get through boring times and stressful situations.
Damn Where the fu*k is the plug at, good thing todays national plug day
you will tell your girlfriend/boyfriend how much you love them hang out with him/her if you can and just spend time together and if your single its ok cuz im also single but making something for taken people have a good day.........ohhhh and ask out your crush or tell them you have feelings for them ;)
you: "i love you baby and happy national taken day baby"
them: awwwwwww thank youuuuuu :)
Something that couldn't hold me back
A SEVEN NATION ARMY COULDN'T HOLD ME BACK! NAAAAH NA NA NA NAAAAAAAAHHHH NAAAHHHHHHH