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(after letting out a loud fart) Dude, did you hear that barking wolf spider?
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A poisonous arachnid with a devilish smile. Often found in Baton Rouge.
"whoa!"
"what?"
"I just saw a Dennis Hopper Spider!"
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The receptor of blame after an audible fart....
Was that you dude? No way, African Barking Spider.
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Pubic hair which is visible when the person is wearing swimwear, underwear and other low cut clothing surrounding the pubic area. Term most often applies to a female but can also apply to a male.
Did you see that woman at the pool in that bathing suit with all the cooter spider legs sticking out? How gross she needs to trim that shit up!
Sex position that ruins the man's life in which the often freaky woman wraps her legs around the man right before he releases his love juices. The girl's legs are in a similar position to the legs of a dead spider; they are held tightly around the man, preventing him from pulling out as he b-b-b-busts.
Bruh Maren had me stuck in the dead spider position last night...
a fictional spider to cover up the word of a rancid ass ripper
*someone smells a rancid rip* it must be the Pennsylvania barking spider, i heard theyre terrible this time of the year
The view as if you were laying on the floor staring up at 2 men sharing a dildo.
I googled Soos and Grunkle Stan porn the other night and saw the undercarriage of the human spider.