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When your dick is as hard as a rock
I have a VERY chilly willy
When you stare at something and your dick gets half hard.
Dude 1: Yo, that girl gave me a half-willy!
Dude 2: A what?!?
Dude 1: A half-willy dude! Look it up!
William Paul White is an Irish professional gangster yo and is known to the streets as "Tha Colossal Willy".
Will once had a heart attack and his heart lost.
Will once drowned a fish.
Will once got Covid and he made Covid go into lockdown.
When Will drops rizz he makes sure it doesn't get back up.
Ghosts tell scary stories about Will White at camp fires.
When Will crosses the road cars look both ways.
Dinosours once talked shit about Will, where are the dinosours are now?
Damn Will 'Willy' White got that dawg in him!
English slang for austrailian exchange folk who are frequent victims of flying or falling objects such as footballs, sofas, cars and cows.
hey, take your chode outta my sister Willie Hardon!!
A wet willy to the eye socket.
"Ah god don't give me a silly willy!"
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a wet willy given with a woman's vaginal secretions.
I was finger blasting some skank, pulled them out, and gave her a weird willy.
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