bear grylls

The term bear grylls is used in situations that you have to 'go wild' or find a new crazy way to do somthing. And/or in times of need when you need to innovate and use somthing that would be classed as last resort, or survival.

Anthony: Shit, what the fuck! this pre-prepared pinapple and coconut fruit pot didn't come with a spoon!

Phillip: Maaate! that's terrible, just fucking bear grylls it!

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internet bear

Wild bears, from polar to grizzly, who frequent the internet by means of natural wifi computers located in Natural Parks found throughout the United States. In response to an increasing number of fatal grizzly accidents throughout North America, park rangers and officials have included broadband and video game port forwarding to their bear-only network, in order to occupy the bears and prevent horrific attacks.

Known bears frequenting the internet include: Yogi, Smokey, Bart, and even Dinkins, the King of Bears.

That internet bear is incapable of rape to spread his genes through the internet, therefore he must solicit online sex from forums.

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horny bear

noun.

1: A sexual position in which the man crouches over the woman, who is laying on her back. He then proceeds to shit on her chest while masturbating and ejaculating in her face.

The name is derived from the idiom "Does a bear shit in the woods?" combined with the obviously sexual nature of the act.

1: Timing is key when performing a horny bear.

2: "My boyfriend pulled a horny bear on me last night. It made me so wet!"

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Bear Jew

A Jew who beats Nazi asses to death with a baseball bat. Wears a wife beater and slacks.

1. Oh mine god!
2. What? What is it!?
3. It's ze Bear Jew!

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lolington bear

lolington bear is a father figure in the appreciation of l33t language. If a person finds something funny they may say 'lolington bear approves'. Alternitively if something is not funny someone may say 'lolington bear does not approve'

not be confused with roflington bear

'I slept with your wife, bitch'
'lolington bear does not approve'

'I owned 200 noobs'
'lolington bear approves'

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little bear

Trucker CB Radio Slang for a rookie trooper or trooper-in-training.

Trucker on CB: Watch your speed there on Mile 58, there's a little bear lookin to make his first kill.

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booga bear

an unattractive woman who is unaware that she is extremely ugly.

Oh my god look at all the booga bears in the club tonight!

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