Third Wheeling

Sexual position where one woman, laying on her back on edge of bed, is having sex with man, standing on floor. Second woman is standing on bed, bent over making out with first woman and being chowed by man

I’m gonna be third wheeling Jake and Erica later tonight

third great-cousin-pibling

Grandparent's third cousin.

My third great-cousin-pibling is a good person.

Third Deck Challenge

The act of jumping from the third story of your barracks in hopes of ending it all or fucking your body up with regards to the bullshit you just experienced. There is a likelihood that you will be on suicide watch for a fat ass minute and won’t do anything cool.

PFC: “Fuck man, my orders say I’m being sent to Cherry Point.”
LCPL: “Get fucked. Im heading straight to Oki, nerd.
PFC: “Swear to god I’m gonna Third Deck Challenge myself not even kidding”

double-third-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and four great-great-grandparents in common.

Double-third-cousin.

double-third-cousin

Double-3C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and four great-great-grandparents in common.

My double-third-cousin is a good person.

double-third-cousin

Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and four great-great-grandparents in common with other living beings.

double-third-cousin.

Third-Party Vegan

An individual who eats herbivorous animals.

I prefer to think of myself as a Third-party vegan, meaning that I eat the things that eat the grass.