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crinkle dick

A phenomenon where the penis makes a pop or snapping sound while masturbating, much like the sound of bubble wrap being stepped on.
See also: "snap, crackle, cock".

"Dude, what's that crackly noise I keep hearing through your bedroom wall? You eating Rice Krispies?"
"Nah, I was just jerkin'. Crinkle dick."

by userbits March 7, 2010

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Skin dick

Give or receiving sex bareback

My ass is purring like a kitten. I love it when you skin dick me with your solid 8 inches.

by Muckyfingers82 December 9, 2022


dick bait

Like click bait but purely for men. Those fake accounts who follow you on insta for a day with fit as fuck profile pictures and dodgy links in the bio.

Me: Check her out, she just followed me on ig
Mate: Dude, she got some crazy phishing url.....she's pure dick bait.

by atdotslash August 30, 2015


Jelly Dick

A dick that remains flaccid.

Similar to Whiskey Dick and Coke Dick

A Jelly Dick doesn't get anything done.

Quit Jelly Dick-ing around.

by Devin B. Kent May 1, 2011

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Car-dick

Scottish slang for a teenage driver who modifies their cars with large/loud exhausts and speeds through towns as if they're in a race.

Guy 1: "Did you buy another loud exhaust?"
Guy 2: "Yep, going to install it today."
Guy 1: "Damn, you're already becoming a car-dick."

by TacDiesel May 18, 2017


conner dick

a true dick.

hes a conner dick

by aslop February 24, 2017

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Dick Ronald

A word used to call someone a dick but with a human characteristic.

"Daniel slept with Brok's mom"
"He is such a Dick Ronald.

by Omar, Josh, Daniel February 22, 2012

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