Flying too close to the Sun

Masturbating inside of a movie theater, originally in Old English it meant solely a pornographic theater but modern usage a lots for anything considered a theater even in the abstract.

Classic Example: Paul Rubens aka Pee Wee Herman was flying too close to the Sun and Gambi joined Is is
Modern Example: John was losing his job anyway so he decided to go to the conference room and was flying too close to the Sun to pictures of Stacy and Karen's Instagram

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Too Much Look (TML)

The act of over-accessorising as a means to define or express one's level of hipness. TML is often demonstrated by an individual who chooses to don tattoos, piercings, jewelry, scarves, bracelets, ironic graphic t-shirts, fingerless gloves, and other "fashionable" trinkets at the same time.

He's cute and all, but definitely Too Much Look (TML).

Ignoring the sacred fashion rule of taking one accessory off before leaving the house, Shep looked in the mirror and added five more accessories in order to achieve (Too Much Look) TML.

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too cool for my boots

feeling superior to bootwear

Mom: hey hunny go get your winter boots on its snowing
son: "moooom no but i'm too cool for my boots"

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too much internet for today

When you're on the internet and well, you know, something kinda happens. You know. You know. You know- 😏

*on the computer screen a guy vomits by accident but the video is him eating a harmless doughnut*
Guy watching: welp, that's too much internet for today.
*the guy watching closes the computer and grabs his phone out of his pocket to call his therapist*

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too fat for jesus to love

Used to point out to someone that they are being a hater to the extent that they look like an asshole.

Jen: "That Brittany is such a skank. Did you see the size of the sluttoo back there? I guess she needs all the advertising she can get."

Steph: "Jen, you are too fat for jesus to love."

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T.S.D. (Too smart Disease)

Caused by overworking the Central nervous system of the brain. Eventually certain parts of the body start to shut down, usually starting with the left foot and working its way up the body. Although T.S.D. is very rare, there have been 37 recorded deaths.

Stephen Hawkings is the most well known person who suffers from T.S.D. (Too smart Disease) Another well know case was Franklin Roosevelt

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too small 2b tall

when he's over six-feet with a littlle 6 inch or less.

I thought he'd be way bigger than that, damn I was wrong he's just too small 2b tall.

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