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Someone who put America to hell and got banned from the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse for inappropriate behavior.
Guy #1: oh look is that the guy who got voted for as a joke?
Guy #2: Yeah, that’s Trump. The same person who got all those people to storm the capitol.
Guy #1: ...
Guy # Yep got it, too early for jokes
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To lie obviously, egregiously and with absolutely no concern for the truth or even the appearance of someone making an attempt to tell the truth. To lie with zero fucks given.
When I said that Donald Trump was the greatest president of all time I was telling a trump.
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The current president of America (as of 2019) who was elected in 2016. Some speculate he may secretly be a tangerine
Susie disagrees with Trump because she likes her abortion rights
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Trumping someone is yelling "trump!" after someone says they are going to do something, outrageous or not. If they do not complete this action after you have said "Trump!" you are allowed to slap them.
Trumping can be used in scenarios such as these:
"Ugh...I swear i'm gonna jump off a cliff!"
"Trump!"
"Crap..."
"I'm gonna pee myself!"
"Trump!"
"Crap..."
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When an individual with a limited supply of money drinks too much and begins to believe that he/she is Donald Trump. This results in often spending all the money they have or blowing through their savings account without realizing the consequences until sobriety.
"Josh went trumping in Chicago last weekend which is why his debit card was invalid at Hooters. How embarrassing!"
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When you find out your women is leaving you for someone else so, you ball gag and blind fold her in the nastiest hotel you can find. Then invite your old fraternity buddies to run a train on her till she bleeds red white and blue. Then trash the whole hotel room so it looks like it was broken into but record the whole thing for social media purposes..
I am going to do the 2011 Trump Trump on you!