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when you have anal sex so fast that your asshole ruptures and you drink the blood
person 1: (at funeral) how did she die?
person 2: i did uber anal with her and she died of blood loss
one who is to be seen on a BOARDSKI, the species is normally to be spotted in a train behind an instuctor (generally ESF)in a vomit or fluro colourd one peice.
UBER puntter is glen plake in 78 minus the back scratcher steez
An act that is uncool under any circumstances.
"Hey, do you want to come over today?"
"No, I can't because I have work."
"That's uber uncool man."
The very last Friday of the year, especially if that Friday is followed by a series of extra days off. Therefore making it uber-friday.
I hate working between Christmas and New Years, it's a waste of time because nobody is doing anything businesswise. That said, thank God tomorrow is Uber-Friday and I don't come back to work till Tuesday. Tgiuf
The shot you take at the bar before you walk home during the winter.
I'm going to go up to the bar to order my Midwest Uber home.
When someone driving makes sudden unpredictable U-turns, pulls over in unsafe spots, uses strange times to accelerate of brake.
"We're running late, drive it like an Uber!"
One more round of drinks at a bar/pub because you dont have to drive.
Hey Kevin, you don't need another drink, you can barely stand.
Kevin: "it's ok, I'm having my Uber round.
Friend: Party on then, Kevin