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The most devastating insult to man kind. The only way to recover is with the “no u” comeback. Lickily for you, 11 year olds cant conprehend it.
Roblox Player: Come plaay Roblok wih me.
You: Ur mom gay
Roblox Player: *dies instantly with no hope of recovery*
All other Ur insults including ur family tree LGBT are infinitely inferior to this. This is the threshold of insults and saying it will cause chaos so extreme that words cannot explain it.
Warning: DO NOT USE THIS UNLESS YOU WANT TO FUCK UP THE WHOLE UNIVERSE
*In a VERY VERY VERY heated argument
James: You're mom gay
Rob: No u (James dies)
James: Ur dad lesbian (Rob gets pulled into the afterlife with James)
Rob: Ur granny tranny (James explodes and dies even though hes already dead)
James: Ur sister mister (Entire 3rd dimension ceases to exist)
Rob: Ur pappy trappy (Time stops existing and the big bang repeats for an infinite number of times)
James: Ur family tree LGBT (All parallel universes going up to the eleventh dimension become super massive black holes, the dimension barrier breaks, and all the black holes simultaneously swallow each other simultaneously as time already ceases to exist)
Rob: Ur species diabetes (Time becomes a black hole that loops back to itself transferring all the information of the exploding universe into itself causing the infinite multiplication of time. Nothing ever existed so therefore the argument never existed. This results in a paradox of the universe creating infinite to the infinite power of parallel universes that have infinite dimensions all colliding and exploding at the same time creating an endless number of more universes.)
Rob: I fucked up
a joke targeted towards one's mother.
Opponent 1: ur mom so fat her house got stretch marks
Opponent 2: ur mom so slow it took her 9 months to make a joke.
Other guy: they're making ur mom jokes!!
This is one of the biggest insults of all time and forbidden to say, worse than ur Grandpap a trap. When people say his phrase Jesus’ will shove planet Earth up his large gaping butt whole.
Stephen Vlk: Ur Mom Gay lol
Matt B the flea: ur Grandpap a trap
Stephen Vlk: Don’t make me disrespect you
Matt B the flea: NOOOOOO
Stephen Vlk: Ur Grandpap Fap
The whole Human race suddenly sees their whole planet get shoved into Jesus’ ass whole
It is definitely worse than “ur mom gay”, “ur dad lesbian”, and “ur granny tranny”. Each time this is said, your local Minecraft Christian server crashes. Also, the sun goes 694201337 miles closer than usual. Fuck.
Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person 1: ur granny tranny
Person 2: don’t make me say it
Person 1: do it fag.
Person 2: ur grandpa homo
Person 1: (goes to hell, sun imploded Mars.)