jizz waffle

A bitch who is being a dumb cunt.

That cunt Jackie was bein' a huge jizz waffle tonight.

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waffle stomp

a waffle stomp is when you shit in the shower and push the shit down the drain.

Alex: "hey are drain is clogged again, do you know why?"
Thomas: "yeah i waffle stomped the drain"
Alex: "fucking faggot."

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hot waffle

Popular breakfast in Europe, often served alongside standard Belgian waffles and hookers.

Dude, I just got back from the Netherlands, and this hot waffle thing--it was totally a syrup-filled bong!!! Everything's better in Holland.

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waffle snatch

a girl whos vagina is infested with various diseases

I went down on Carrie and discovered her nasty waffle snatch.

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cunt waffle

A syrupy vagina filled with a pleathery substance.

I would like an extra batch of dangeoffrion with my cunt waffle, mmm pleather.

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twat waffle

what your mom has

I like syrup on my twat waffle.

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Twat Waffle

The waffle-esk impression, outline, or crusty dried residue that is found on leather, vinyl, glass, or plastic surfaces either after a leaky, diseased, snotty, and/or recently soiled vagina is removed.

You wouldn't believe how wet her pussy got, just look at the twat waffle she left on my coffee table.

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