hit by a bus

When a friend, peer or coworker, usually male, meets a partner and they disappear from their friend group, work, and life.

"My student Eric had a great career ahead oh him until he got hit by a bus."

"He got ran over?!"

"May as well have, the bus's name was Ashley."

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Muss Bus

1. Is when a guy enters the health profession working on people's teeth while he chews a fatty.

2. It is when you allow yor car to drift into a water ditch because you can't apply your brakes.

3. It is when you obsess about your kankles.

1. Um sir, is that mint flavor chew I smell? No m'am it is the mint flouride you are about to get on your teeth.

2. Scott did you see brent, he pulled a muss bus, the police found his car in the canal.

3. Hey Brad, are my kankles exposed with these shoes?

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booze bus

Another name for the courtesy bus that drives to and from the pub.

How did you get home from grab a granny night at the local?
Took the booze bus!

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bus singer

somebody who sings on the bus or somebody who sings the best.

Our bus singer rocks!


or



She is so the bus singer!

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Bus Head

Sleeping on the bus and then waking up with messed hair and a cloudy head

John got MEGA bus head on the way to marching band state

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Bus Flow

A type of illegal writing style originating in San Francisco; most popularly used on Muni. It is the act of getting up with a flow style on a Muni Bus that blends with the motion of the bus ride. This form of Graffiti takes a lot of practice and hard work to master. Very illegal as Bus Flow is a form of vandalism. Some, but not all, crews most associated with bus hopping are: TSF, UAF, BKF, SPK, OKF, AFN, HC, VF, VK, FCK, FN, DP, HTS, GSB, OCD, ADP, VT, VBK, TFK, BBB, and GPS.

Damn, that writer has hella wet Bus Flow
Yo, that cat is hella good at Bus Flow

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Joy Bus

A bus on which joy or sex is made...with horse vibrators

Man 1: Man, were you on the joy bus yesterday

Man 2: No, why

Man1: Cuz me and this one chick were doin it really hard!

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