Elvis With You

Telling it straight. Everybody knows Elvis always told it straight. He told it like it is. When I Elvis with you, I'm telling the truth.

Guy 1: "Hey man you tellin' me straight?"

Guy 2: "Yeah man, I Elvis with you."

You costing

It means that you are causing a problem or you are a problem in a particular situation

“You costing us with this lift”

i’ll be there for you

The opening words to the hit sitcom “Friends” these few words provoke nostalgia in the mind of millions

Friend 1:I’ll be there for youuuuuuu
Friend 2:Cause your there for me too

you single

The word you single is most often used by 9 year old Roblox players, other wise used in a really weird conversation yo wanna get out of.

9 year old: time to sign into my roblox and get some sweet online babes.

Other roblox player: I'm just minding my own business in his game.

9 year old: hey you single.

other player: yeah, wanna go on a date.

9 year old: SURE :) XD
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Mom: so honey this is how sex works...

Son: you single?

Mom: umm what...

tits on you

Too bad. You deserve the outcome.

If you don't leave sufficient time for the security line at the airport, and subsequently miss your flight, well, tits on you.

Are you downloading?

Question asked by one player to another when a game suffers lag. Often used by gamers playing swos.

Housemate 1: "My game's lagging, are you downloading?"

Housemate 2: "No I'm not, it must be the guy in Germany."

thanks you

When you attempt to thank someone and your brain fucks up between saying "thank you" and "thanks." And you feel liking a fucking idiot.

Paul: I just spent all my dosh bailing your ass out of jail.
Mike: Thanks you.

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