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today is your day to slap a miles. give him the biggest five star you can because today is your day to do it.
drew: *slaps miles*
miles: "hey what was that for ?!"
drew: "it's national slap miles day"
miles: "oh, makes sense"
November 1st Is a day you get to boss teachers around because it’s National students day
Student: give me $100
Teacher:no
Student:it’s illegal to say that
Teacher:how
Student: it’s November 1st aka National students day
Teacher:oh crap here’s $100
National students day is when teachers give students no homework and no work is done on that day. Teacher need to give us money and student make the rules. It’s on November 1st
Teacher: guys open up to page 69
Student 1:no I won’t
Teacher: do it or else you go to the principal’s office
Student 1: nope
Teacher: fine I am writing the note
Student 1: no need to
Teacher: why
Student 2: it’s November 1st National students day
Teacher : oh crap
June 24th is commonly known as the day where every guy sends their girlfriend a nut video (with sound on)
did you know today is June 24th- National send nut video (with sound on) day. should send me one.
April 20th is the day where you get some friends and you all--as a symbolic gesture of your unity and friendship--drink a bottle of ranch together.
Person 1: Happy National Ranch Day!
Person 2: You too! Time for some ranch!!!
Person 3: Ranch up!
Buss down: twerk, “buss it open”, or “throw it back”
Monica said she couldn’t wait for national buss down day
national suck my balls day
it’s national suck my balls day so suck my ballz.