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A debate between who is better dogs or cats. to be honest no one is better in this debate its really depends what your needs are if you want a loyal and obedient pet then dog is for you if you prefer a low maintenance pet then a cat is for you or maybe your both either way both are cute and cuddly and deserve to have a loving owner :)
Cats vs Dogs:
P1:I love Cats :3
P2:Oh cool I love Dogs :)
P1:cool :3
When one is not interested in something until someone else shows interest.
For instance; My gradmother would feed her dog, and he wouldn't want anything to do with the food until you went to take it away. Hence "Grandma's Dog."
Guy 1 goes to eat some pizza.
Guy 2 says "Hey, I was gonna eat that."
Guy 1 "You're such a Grandma's Dog" or "You totally Grandma's Dogged me."
When your aim is absolute trash
“Bro what are you doing, your aim is dog cereal”
A dog with antlers is commonly referred to as a deer. Specifically a stag or buck.
Kid: “Mom look, there is a dog with antlers outside!”
Mom: “Sweetheart, that’s called a deer.”
The special dog from a deflated world thats where the name is from
nananananananananananannanana deflating dog
One takes a tall, narrow metal cylinder on a chain which an unscrupulous distillery worker might hide and when no one was looking, submerge the cylinder into a cask of whisky and pull out a personal, duty-free sample.
Jonathan told us to dip the dog into an open cask. He then poured us some whiskey from it and it tasted awesome.
The act of one man fucking another man in the ass with a half turd sticking out.
If you do not have any lube around, try the Rolling Prairie Dog, it can help lube things up.