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How do they make babies?

Don't seek further information it's classified

Kid: How do they make babies?
Dad: My agents have told me not to give you the answer my son.

by IntergalactalEnergy December 19, 2023


Christian baby

A Christian baby (named after a genre of quora questions) is a hypothetical where the scenario described is made such that the only good outcome is predetermined by the asker (i.e. converting to christianity)

P1: if hitler was trapped in a building with one thousand orphans and the only way to save the orphans was to save hitler would you save him?
P2: that is such a christian baby

by Gummy34 January 6, 2024


Dead Baby Booster

Dead Baby Booster is when a pregnant woman gets the Covid vaccine and the baby comes out dead or deformed.

I feel so sorry for that girl, she gave birth to a Dead Baby Booster in the ally behind the dumpster and I helped her get get up.

by MuddyBottoms November 13, 2022


baby rattle

4-10 Rx pills in a container made from taping two bottle caps together.

Yo iill buy that baby rattle from yah. 75 alright?

by vandergaarf July 10, 2009


Titty Baby

A male that looks strong and independent but always needs his mom . If anything happens he run away to his mom and sucks on her tit most of these are Gemini

“I can’t do this anymore I’m going to my moms
“Your such a titty baby

by Lucymarley420$ April 30, 2020


Titty Baby

A terrible romantic partner who doesn’t work, or help with anything. You are responsible for them, almost like a parent.

God, Jesus is such a titty baby. I pay for everything, and he doesn’t even do any chores. He just sits on his computer all day watching porn.

by CharlieBrown’sPubes August 3, 2024


You better hide your baby oil

Remember the scene from fast and the furious

Hym "Did The Rock have a relationship with Diddy!? Remember when Tyrese had that line in fast and the furious 'You better hide your baby oil' and The Rock is like 'You better hide that big ass forehead?' What does Tyrese know? Find him! Ask him! He knows the truth!"

by Hym Iam November 30, 2024