Dog

Likes to eat it’s own shit

Damn the dog is eating it’s own shit again

Dog

My dog is cute or whatever🤪

Person1: Dam.. you have a cute dog

Person2: Yeah, ik.

Dog

A dog is an evolved spieces of a wolf, that usually gets fucked by a girl. It's tiny penis somehow gets the wamen horny.

"Did you hear about that dog thing?"
"Yeah, she even swallowed"
"Gross, dude, it even had a smaller penis than me, but i got rejected"

"yeah..."

Dog

The kindest, cutest thing in the universe

The dog cured my depression.

dog

a dog is an animal that was alike the opposite of humans

“those dogs had a very good time while the humans were fighting each other”

dog

the type of animal that barks, wags it’s tail, and is know as “man’s best friend”

I have three dogs named Marley, Molly, and Maizey!

dog

an animal that loves the owner and always sticks by ones side.

i love my dog.