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Using the day you have sex for the first time as your anniversary date.
At lunch with Parents and uncle yesterday, Ashley came with me. We're talking about my cousin celebrating a dating anniversary with her boyfriend. Mom chimes in "well they're not married, so are we celebrating the anniversary of him burying the baby arm"
Dad right on queue drops silverware onto plate and makes a clank.
To ejaculate into a lady's mouth then spit Bailey's into her mouth also, holding her nose and screaming Christmas songs at her until she swallows
I had the best Christmas baby last night from Tina it's was amazing
someone who is a light in ur life
“U my sun baby forever. Changed my life and brightened it in ways i didn’t know possible”
Semuel
Ay baby doll how do you do (can only be said to baby doll sem)
Not being able to take a shit
Yo I be sitting on the toilet for hours.
Oh yea, you a constipated baby
im right there is such a thing mwa hahahahahahaha
defined as ones addiction to baby platypus
used as "i have a baby platypus addiction