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Easily the best youtube channel. Full of extremely funny content and well edited videos.
Guy one: You heard of Screen Face?
Guy two: I have evaded capture in Venezuela for 7 years.
In the same vein as painting her nails -- describes the 'occupation' of a woman that only entails sitting at home and doing nothing while her partner does all the breadwinning.
The term stems from women applying make-up as part of their apparent vanity pastime, hence the 'painting' term.
"He's at the store, working 24/7 while she spends her time painting her face."
Keira Ross - @lovingcobban on twitter
Keira Ross is such a 2 faced bitch.
something your kid will do after he has done something wrong
Your smiley face give the lie away
The one thing these facial muscles of mine can't do.
Friend 1: You know, the usage of this emoji is a good example about the people who act all happy on the internet, then repress their emotions to others in public. You often see them use the emoji when texting to other people, or when posting a comment on social media. But once you see them in public, who you thought was a walking bundle of joy turns out to be a quiet and shy individual, who probably hasn't formed a smile to other people in 20 years.
Friend 2: Bro what it's just a smiley face
Something so charmingly beautiful you can perform oral sex to it.
"When I draw a simple smiley face, it's adorable. Look at it. So cute I can stick my penis in its mouth."
- Ralph Sepe