Where two bros can chill 5 feet apart, cause they’re not gay
Two bros chillin in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay.
2 Static niggas gay fuckin in a DE
Tiltyhomo just packed the fudge of ruby in a hot tub
when you open the asshole and you take a turd right in the middle and have anal sex with the girl after that.
Last night I made a great Alabama HOT pan with Tiffany...
The act of excreting fecal matter onto your hands then placing it into the mouth of an unknowing blindfolded person, then in shock they swallow it and proceed to vomit everywhere.
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Person1: Did you hear about Bob?
Person 2: He got a hot Clive from his tinder date... Still washing his mouth out now
A shit of epic proportions, a total porcelain punisher. This is so big, “taking a duece “ just doesn’t encompass the gravity of the situation.
After eating The Mexican buffet last night, I went home and dropped a “hot thrice” , wrecking my toilet for good.
When a guy is sleeping and has a wet dream and ejaculates into his belly button.
Dude, Last night was so weird, I had a dream I was having the sex, and i woke up to a belly button hot tub.