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Pyramid Head

noun

: an act of fellatio, oral stimulation of the penis in which a physical manifestation of ones Id performs said act, while donning a Pyramid shaped helm :

variants: Pye Ehdding (British Vulgar Slang)

Ancient Egyptian "9to5"

*Not to be confused with the more common "Sleeping Pyramid Head" in which the same act is performed , except the head of the Id is sat upon to cause numbness. Similar to "the Stranger" : vvww.selfgrowth.net/articles/masturbation-magic-the-stranger-technique

From "Sweaters to Freedom", an op-ed penned by Bill Cosby for the Washington Post:

I was in a little town by the name of Silent Hill with my Daughter Cleo, and our car broke down. We entered a service station and a fancy triangular shredded figure appeared. He then began sucking my hog dry of all life. I exclaimed, "oouuu Cleo! Ima gettin that Pyramid Head, dontcha know!

by Scoopy8675309 August 26, 2022


Head Games

hed-geym Repeated childish and petty games played by a self loathing, miserable, piddly-ass bitch supervisor named Christina in an attempt at psychological one-upmanship, often employing passive–aggressive behavior in continuously failed attempts to demoralize or dis-empower the thinking subject while hoping to make the aggressor look superior. Often resorted to as a last ditch effort when subordinates fail to stoop to the same level. Many times these actions are performed by pathetic, emotional quadriplegics against intellectual Jedi’s. Usually the aggressor suffers from undiagnosed psychological problems accompanied by one of more physical rheumatology issues such as MS, where the body attacks itself in part due to the aggressors internal ugliness working itself outward.

See also: Abuse of Power, Desire to Control, Gaslighting, and Cunt Manager

She’s joining the meeting by phone because Christina’s playing her head games again.

by The Intellectual Jedi July 25, 2024


break head

to overwork yourself for a long period of time.

“I’m going to break head for these exams

by 3stelle May 23, 2021


Head of Household

The individual in a household with the highest income. The IRS will consider this person the sole provider of the household.

The Head of household has to be responsible.

by OkayMomma October 12, 2019


National Road Head Day

August 5th is National Road Head Day

🍆💦

Show your man your appreciation in the best way possible.

Her: Wanna go for a drive?
Him: Wanna try road head?
Her: Oh yeah, it’s August 5th…National Road Head Day 🤤🤤🤤

by Bigtiddies210 August 1, 2022


guava head

Slut who gives a lot of fruit snack blow jobs

ugh dude, that guava head gave such good fruit snack blow jobs last night!

by cutyourplateinhalf April 16, 2018


Ya Head Day

A day celebrated on October 21, where you celebrate the dumb friends you have or simply call everyone a head!

Hey miki, Happy Ya Head Day

by That’s Lesbian February 24, 2020