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When you go outside and see a dog that's not leashed.
Bad owners and their free range dogs.
The floating negative colored spots you observe when your eyes are abruptly deprived from light or when you where blinded by a strong light source e.g. the sun or a flash light.
After accidentally looking at the sun, I couldn't get the dream dogs out of my eyes for half an hour.
Where a man shits on a female's chest then proceeds to titty fuck her. Afterwards the female sucks him clean.
I fed my wife a Chattanooga chili dog. Afterwards she brushed her teeth.
Being deep throated and having your balls licked by the same person at the same time.
He/she is playing with balls with a bone in her mouth.
Guy: my girl has a gag reflex, no lucky dog for me.
Friend: that’s my sister you asshole!
An old leathery skinned man walking around high as a kite harassing women and stealing dogs
Some days he is your best mate some days he will flick yah the bird you never know what your gonna get
Johnny Mad dog just knocked of my missus and my dog the crazy old bloke
Big oily black guys shaking and flapping their ass cheeks in the air.
"omg, Johnny, I love dog shakers so much, they are soooooo hawwwtt."
-"dude wtf.... me too!"
big oily black dudes shaking and flapping their ass cheeks
"omg Johnny, I love dog shakers they're soooo hot"
- "dude..... omg me too!"