October 25th is the day where short people mutilate tall people in order to even the height gap. Watch out anyone over 5’8”.
Boy I can’t wait for National Make Tall People Short Day
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Send pic to that one person you trust a lot and think is hot
Max:Hey wanna send pics to your fav
Malani:anything for you big boy since it’s National Send Nudes Day 2.0
Show your boobs to your special someone on Feb 27th!
hey baby is national show me your boobs day ;)
Show me your boobs day is on April 29th
Go up to a girl and tell em its national show me your boobs day!
"Hey ally show me your boobs baby it's national show me your boobs day ;)"
“holy shit muffins , it’s national hermy day !”
December 28th is national boobies day, send this to someone for some boob action
“Hey did you know today is national boobies day? You should show me so I can respect todays holiday”
National internet boyfriend day is day for your boyfriend online