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A sex position in which 2 people perform the act of eating the ass out and the person whose ass is getting eaten out shits in the other and they run to the bathroom to wash their mouth out and when they come back previous said person is asleep and the other goes to sleep as well.
“Yo Daniel?”
“Yeh bailey?”
“Okay so Jess and I did the Auf Wiedersehen 69 sex position last night! it was a very fulfilling night! It’s safe to say I’m not hungry anymore!”
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Let’s have sex on August 29th National Sex day
الله نيغا الجنس عنزة البنجابية نيغا الجنس والتر يمارس الجنس مع لي
Oh man, I love myself some counter clockwise Walter nigga sex when I'm feeling down.
A band dance created by the wonderous sidney shuman it is done by holding one hand above your head with your pointer finger held up and twisting the hand while twisting the alternate foot toes down and before hand uttering the phrase "I WANNA HAVE SEX" it is a commonly accepted band ritual and is gaining popularity
band kid 1: hey you know what winning band compititions makes me wanna do
band kid 1 and 2: "IT MAKES ME WANNA HAVE SEX"(band kids start doing i wanna have sex dance)
Formerly know as “Prostitute’s Day” in the US, October 23, has been dedicated to all sex workers throughout the world. It is now internationally recognized as a day to honor those that work in the world’s oldest profession.
I can’t wait to celebrate International Sex Workers Day on the 23rd of October with my prositute friends.
a cute/sarcastic name for a guy's beer belly
woman: I like your beer belly, let's get a beer some time?
man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; besides, it's not a beer belly it's my gas tank for a sex machine
woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks existed.
A person who is an absolute Waco Kid sex cockslinger in bed who has the ability to hit the penetration center of the naughty hole with complete precision.
Yeah I have lines of thirsty mammas at my front door. Probably because they are here to visit the local One Eye Willy Sex Cowboy who's going to make them feel the wildest of the West!