counter clockwise Walter nigga sex

الله نيغا الجنس عنزة البنجابية نيغا الجنس والتر يمارس الجنس مع لي

Oh man, I love myself some counter clockwise Walter nigga sex when I'm feeling down.

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i wanna have sex dance

A band dance created by the wonderous sidney shuman it is done by holding one hand above your head with your pointer finger held up and twisting the hand while twisting the alternate foot toes down and before hand uttering the phrase "I WANNA HAVE SEX" it is a commonly accepted band ritual and is gaining popularity

band kid 1: hey you know what winning band compititions makes me wanna do

band kid 1 and 2: "IT MAKES ME WANNA HAVE SEX"(band kids start doing i wanna have sex dance)

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International Sex Workers Day

Formerly know as “Prostitute’s Day” in the US, October 23, has been dedicated to all sex workers throughout the world. It is now internationally recognized as a day to honor those that work in the world’s oldest profession.

I can’t wait to celebrate International Sex Workers Day on the 23rd of October with my prositute friends.

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gas tank for a sex machine

a cute/sarcastic name for a guy's beer belly

woman: I like your beer belly, let's get a beer some time?
man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; besides, it's not a beer belly it's my gas tank for a sex machine
woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks existed.

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One Eye Willy Sex Cowboy

A person who is an absolute Waco Kid sex cockslinger in bed who has the ability to hit the penetration center of the naughty hole with complete precision.

Yeah I have lines of thirsty mammas at my front door. Probably because they are here to visit the local One Eye Willy Sex Cowboy who's going to make them feel the wildest of the West!

ii had sex with your daughter

NO I DID NOT MY KID

ii had sex with your daughter

relative motion binocular sex theory

When a woman moans, all single adult men within a 69-meter radius will bring out their binoculars and peek through the open window.

When a man moans, all single adult women within a 69-meter radius will bring out their binoculars and peek through the open window.

Dad Who Ran Away: "Why do all single adult women have clear imaging Roof Prism Binoculars?"

Joe Mama: "Same for single adult men! They got the Night Vision Extreme Binoculars!"

Step-Sis: "Thats the relative motion binocular sex theory in full effect."