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Giving a girl a facial and then proceeding to shake your unwashed hair over her. Dandruff sticks to the sperm covered areas as a result
"Jess is so freaky! She let me give her a face flurry so good it looked like she's been living in a snow globe"
"I gave my girl a face flurry so thick the superintendent had to close school for it!!
A face mask generally used on specimens with underdeveloped jaw lines. Generally the rare disease leaves victims with only two planes of sight. This means they can only see in 2D or in 1D. Just think, the original Super Mario Brothers for the NES had a better graphics system than the system that these people see in their everyday lives. I can't describe how I feel about this indistinct disease, it's one of the most minimally understood disease. People that suffer from octagonal synthetic face mask disorder generally do not live for much more than thirty years.
Superman was once thought to have octagonal synthetic face mask disorder.
When something is so stupid that you go back in time to punch the Hiroshima bomb with your face.
Ryan: Lying people are the most honest.
Sam: *Face Hiroshimas*
Ryan: ...WTF!!!!!????
Bitch Face Sprung or BFS is when you are inexplicably attracted to and consequently aroused by women with intense resting bitch face or an outwardly cold demeanor.
These men often find great pleasure in the pursuit and sexual conquering of these cheerless and uninviting women.
James: I don't know what it is about Caitlin, but I love fucking the attitude out of her and changing her Resting Bitch Face into a smile.
Michael: man, you're always Bitch Face Sprung.
Refers to the face someone makes when they are pouting about something
“Why are you all booty faced for right now?”
“Girl, if you don’t lose that booty face in the next 3 seconds you’re gonna get smacked!”
A face that The character Steve makes from the Children Nickelodeon show refered to as 'Blues Clues' has a episode in which Steven Rides up a Inmationated Elavator in which is completely fake and that nigga Be on Crack in which he has a face if hes staring at god in a creepy kind of way.
Have you seen that nigga MOAR KRABS he has a Steve-Face on him.
Also known as M.B.F. , Masked Bitch Face is when you look like you are in a pissy mood or pissed off despite smiling brightly due to your mask hiding your smile.
Guy: Damn girl I was only saying you look cute!
Girl: Sorry, this surgical mask gives me masked bitch face every time I smile...