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Czechoslovakian slang for "A man who is rarely funny"
ty jsi takový Henry Nation
July 19th is the day you show your titties to someone you're comfortable with.
Person 1: Happy National Show Your Titties Day!
Person 2: Awww thank you
*Shows titties to Person 1*
May 18th is a day celebrating all the geniuses in the world for merely gifting us with their presence amongst humanity. Rise up smart people this is the day for you! If you have a genius in your friend group/ family/ school you should treat them like god on this day!
Person 1: do you know what day it is?
Person 2: May 18th?
Person 1: it’s national genius day! So you have to be extra nice to me!
Person 2: oh god...
On my dumbass of a friends birthday you may eat your girl’s pussy if you want to it will be on July 1
Dude: Sorry bro I can’t hang out today
Bro: dude why not
Dude:bro it’s July 1 it National Eat out your girl day
the day that you can hug anyone over 5,2 and they can't do anything about it
bob:*hugs Jane
Jane: why are you hugging me?
bob it's national hug a tall person day
Jane: .....your taller then me
bob: you didn't hug me first
December 22 is national lying day. GO LIE!
National Lying Day
Nick: Are you the one who ate my apple pie?
Imman:Nah it wasn't me it was Sebastian
Nick: Dont lie to me
Imman: What do you mean? It's "National Lying Day"