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When a woman moans, all single adult men within a 69-meter radius will bring out their binoculars and peek through the open window.
When a man moans, all single adult women within a 69-meter radius will bring out their binoculars and peek through the open window.
Dad Who Ran Away: "Why do all single adult women have clear imaging Roof Prism Binoculars?"
Joe Mama: "Same for single adult men! They got the Night Vision Extreme Binoculars!"
Step-Sis: "Thats the relative motion binocular sex theory in full effect."
This is almost always a female, typically frumpish and often overweight, and often times a wannabe she wolf bitch, with a great deal of time on her hands. She spends hours and hours and hours searching the internet, local Megan's Law CD's, for any sex offender that she can totally destroy. Her secret goal is to cause at least 10 registered sex offenders to commit suicide or to be slaughtered by overzealous citizens that she strives constantly to incite to a murderous rage. She has no ability to distinguish between a male nude jogger and/or drunk man naked on his back porch, and a real sex offender, a man that molests little children. A "sex" offender is any man that she subjectively believes offends her notions of sex, which she can, due to current popularity, totally destroy. These full time sex offender sleuths are often passed over by men they are attracted to or such men use or have used them for sex and then often dump them. This is her way of gaining vengeance against every man that has "sexually offended" her by passing her by or using her for sex.
T.V. talk show host: "So, you arranged a local mob to smash the windows of his car, kick in his door, break his window with rocks, cause him to get fired from his job, and then you all stood in a vigil outside his house, with posters that say, "Infant Rapists Aren't Welcome Here." Did you know that this man never raped any infant and was arrested for being naked in his own back yard?
Full Time Sex Offender Sleuth (salivating with frenzy and perverse joy): "No, but it doesn't matter! He's the same as a infant rapist and murderer as far as I am concerned. Besides, we girls get to destroy men this way and it makes us feel so very powerful. We love destroying men's lives, that will teach them!"
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When a black person has anal sex
"Bro me and my shawty nigga fuck gorilla booty sex last night, it was lit"
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The non-sexual act of eating Mongolian banana bread while eating with Mongolian chopsticks. Note that you must be Mongolian to do this sexual position. If not, you must be of Iranian decent living in America while having sex and eating non-Mongolian banana bread with non-Mongolian chopsticks AND do something sexually related. ex: Masturbation, Blumpkin, Handjob, Blowjob, Dirty Smurf, Double Penetration, etc.
This is the ONLY sexual position that does not require sex at all. With the exception of being Persian while living in America, but the Persians MUST be doing something sexually.
Also take note that ONLY Mongolians from Mongolia or Persians that live in the United States are able to do this.
Me: Haha, Marshall just texted me saying that he's doing the Mongolian banana bread sex position.
Some other dude: But he's not Mongolian. He's a Persian living in America....
Me: Exactly....
Some other dude: Ohhhh...
Me and Some other dude: YAAAAAAAAAAAY! (Inside joke)
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When you use a hydraulic air hose and send particles of air into the orifice of the receiver
Booty blasting the sex hole is a sexual thrill like no other
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September 2nd. The day to give or receive an allotment for anal sex
Today’s September 2nd. Got an allotment for anal that I could borrow for International Anal Sex Day? I used my banked days during the pandemic at the sailing dock.
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(verb) When Jon and Sydney participate in the act of making love. Will start slow and smooth with licks and kisses. Leading to ruff, raw, uninhibited, caught in the moment of divine raw intercourse. This action of love must be done several times daily. Caution: Many babies can be made this way. Many, many, many pocket sized babies. Where will you put them? Outside to grow.
You can't handle one. Divine love making (raw sex) is just for Jon & Sydney.
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