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dogs are little muffins to be loved and cherished. everyone deserves them. everyone wants to eat them.
Me: dogs are the most beautiful muffin
Anyone: wth are you saying
Me: *incapable of speech*
YAY MUFFIN DOGS
When you call Ryan Wilson out for photoshopping his one bicep and forgetting the other.
dID YoU JuST StRaIgHT dOg RyAn WiLsOn???
When you roast your bro and his hoe when the relationship get's in the way.
"Sorry, mates I gotta take my girl home."
"Make sure to walk your dog safely."
(gamer slang)
Worse of the worst at gaming. So bad it is comical. You're Dog!
Invented from Frohsted
When you're dog, You're Dog!
That boy hot dog.
Hot dog water.
No water just dog.
I hear a lot of barking, because hes dog. give him a chewtoy.
When your favorite/least favorite nascar driver is either running multiple laps down, is out of the race due to a crash/mechanical failure, or when a driver is suspended
Dude, (insert driver name) went 5 laps down. He might as well start selling hot dogs if he's running this bad, lol
A close family member to the fruit fly, but lacks discernment. Rather than gravitate to the sweet and sticky goodness of a booze bottle or fermenting raisin juice, the DOG PECKER FLY prefers to swarm around the swollen testicles of mangy dogs, too hot and apathetic to rid themselves of these pests.
Good Lord! Look at that swarm of DOG PECKER FLIES on MushHead's ball sac! Guess the only thing he's going to be humping is a bucket of Vaseline!
During fellatio the person performing the act will vomit but will continue to suck the puke covered penis.
She gave me the hill Billy Chili Dog