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"Pulling a Shires" is any act of doucheyness in a relationship such as but not limited to: breaking up with someone in a text message, calling your girlfriend while high on cocaine at 3am, losing your job because you drink too much, making your girlfriend take the bus to see you because you don't feel like picking her up, making your girlfriend pay for everything because you're a slack ass loser.
Girl 1: "What happened between Gina and Rick?"
Girl 2: "He broke up with her in a text message!"
Girl 1: "Ooooh he was totally "Pulling a Shires."
Girl 2: "I know, what a douche!"
When you screw up in a very public way, and it was entirely unavoidable
Wow, he really managed to pull a Sammy this week! They had to shut down the whole website to fix it!
When someone says that they will come in a certain time and then they come an absurd amount of time later
-She said she would be here 20 minutes ago
-Yea, she "pulled a Nova"
When a girl tugs on your nuts and punches you in the face while yelling “yee-haw!”
Michelle gave me a West Virginia Taffy Pull last night and now my balls and face are tender.
The act of getting into a chase, whether on foot or high-speed pursuit, by law enforcement officers, most notably police officers, commonly referred to as pigs.
"Oh shit b, this crazy muhfucka on the news pulling bacon at 120mph on the 105!"
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"Hey man, we got a job, and the payoff is gonna be huge, but we need someone to pull bacon for us so we can get out smooth."
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"Hey man, we should fire this new paintball gun at the police station. They can't catch us if they can't see!"
"You're a fuckin idiot man. If you think you're gonna be able to pull bacon in that old piece of shit, you're dreamin'.
It's when a person confesses his/her feelings for a crush of some sort after 2 to 6 days of knowing them
P1: hey
P2: hi
P1: *pulling an Anubis* I love you
When you someone talks about a incredibly niche and somewhat unknown topic for a prolonged experience of time without thinking about it.
Man what are you talking about?
Sorry, I was pulling a Grace.