b l y a d / t

Something I used to troll a server on Discord.

Me: *Spams b l y a d / t 50 times*
..Mute button..
Admin: INVEST

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m 1 k 3 y

someone who is genetically superior. owns much more hella then wootz n run. may say do0d fak you bitch die!!@#!

m 1 k 3 y pisses excellence.

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U ̘̀̌̒̍̏͜r̶̦̠͋́b ̧̗̠̮̫̜́͒̈̿ḁ̵͈̄͑͆̀n̴̯̲͂̈̾̿͑̈́̕ ̴̧̗̞̦̤̈̕͠D̶̥͍̖̳͚͚̝̦̋͌̃̄͜i̴̢̧͓̩̼̩̠̥̺̖͒͝͝ć̴͉͓͇̗̮̥̱͉͗̌̏̿͐̔͊͒t ͉̺̯̖̘͌̅̈͘͜͜ḯ̶̡̮̪͓̗͎̈́͆̒o̴̻͍̠̎̃̃̈́̌̋ṇ̵̋̐͜ą̶̨̛͙͚̺͍̼͔̩͉͑r ̼̖̱̥̫͕̏̎͆̑̓̉́̽y ͔̥̠̜̙̳̥͙̯̩̽̚

A ̨̛̖̟͚̌́ ̶̻̜̭̻̦͐͗͘͜ẅ̶̢̜̘̖́̇͋͜e ͔͉̗̼͕̟̹̃̋̒́̎̊̕͠b̶̯̳͙̠́̊̚͜͝s ̯̮̩̫̼̦̪͙̈́̈́͛̈́͘͝i ̧̀͊͑͆́̂t̵̛͚̪̥͔̬̠̻͉̤̀̈́̈́̃̂̐̎̋e̵̢̧̡͖̭̹̰͍̔̓̏͒̃͊̈́ͅ ̴̧̢͔̪̩̞̭̻͂̓͝͝t ̢̩͓̮̭̦͐̋̎͛̈̂̌̚͝͝h ̧̫̻̥̩͚͚̓͊̊͜ã̴̪̐͆̌̆́̒̾̚͘t̴̡̛̞͙̮̠̺͕̫͚̞̏̂̅̊̇̊̈͠͝ ̵̥͈̫͛͐̒̊̑̾͆p̶̮̯̘͊̓͂̓͋̂r̵͙͆̀̈́͜ȍ̴̥͕͑̚͠͝v ̞̺̮͓̹̪͙͛̾̀̂̕͝i ̭͉͇̲́̎̅͘ḑ̶͔̯͕̈́̔̄̇e ͚̘̣̙͓͙̝̊̏̆̇͆͊̓́͊̕s ̪̒̈͒̾͋͑̿̈̐̏ ̴̢̩̘̥̥̠̬̓͂͜h̴̨͇͚̦̺̠͋ͅu ̞̫̰̥͈̰̀̈̇̉̈͑̌̂͝m̶̼̘̥͍̩͍̫̊̃̀̄͛̈͆͝͝ͅo ̫̄̓̏̎̽͘r̶̢͉̰̈́ͅó̶̢̖͓̮̃̿͝u ̮͈̼̝͇͔͕̻̏͘͜ͅs ̮͍̄̂͐̌̌͛͜ ̩͔͉̣̬͚͚̤͈͇̈̓́͌̚̚͝y̵̮̣͕̼̎̉̀̓͋̂̂͋̒͌e̶̟͖͈̯̬͍͑̈̃̌͜͝t̴̢̮̠̞̘̫̳̮̗̰̅͒͗̓̾́͆̕ ̶̲͉̍h ̧̘͚̝̗̮͍̪̔͌͌̎̎͗̇̚͜͝e̵̹͆́̄̄̆̓̊̊l ̣̦͗̂́̇̅̚͝͝p̴̩͈͗͆̾̿̎́f̵̗̩̝͉̫̏̈́̚ͅu ̛̞͎͓̥̲͎̮̂͋͐̈́͌̕l̵̖̻̳̯͙͗͊̑̐͊̈́ ̤̟̬̥͍̬̞͍̀̔̿̏̈́́̃̀̕s ̱̝̗͚͇̦̑͛̈͛e ̨̺̣̒͊̍r ͎̹̇̐̋͗͜v̴̯̳̜͒i ̱̤̳͂̿̂ċ̶̟͕̟̠̜̺̗̼̬̱̐̀̈́͌̅̽͛͌͝ề̴̱̫͇̪̫̺̻̜̫͗̀̋̐̀͛̽ ̮̻̐̋͝o̴̜̞͉͓̭͌͗͗͒̀̍̏̆̏̕n̵̥͇̹̝͕̪̗̅̌͊̿́̅̚͜ ̧̢̩̯͍̟͇̮̥̈̿d̶̺̘̙̠͔͍͙́̀̄͐͋̐̈́̉́̍e̶̱̍̅̈́̀̊͗̽̽f̵̹̞̦̼͔̓ͅi̶͓͈̾̀͊̎̕n̵̤͍͇̪̿̒̍̚i ̥̦̗̜̀͒͋͛̾̐̄̚͜͠͠n̴͙̘̻͕̭̒́̿g ̨̳̬̺̥͚̭͈̰̐͗̈́̊̆ ̥̼͔̗͐̾̅̈́̄̿͛̂̑̍w̵̨̢̛͎͍͍̺̪͉̥͛͊̋͆́̆̿ͅo̵͎̒̿r ͇̰̪̖̱̞̣͎̱͂͆͌̈́͋̀̓̈̚ͅd ̢̣͎̻̾͗͑̒̈́̎̅́̕s̶͕̼̙̏̍̔̈́̃̈͌͝͠͠ ̴̳̫̭̀͊͠ͅā̴̧͙̺̤̪̭̙̘͍̀̾͆̍̎͆͊̎̓͜n ̫̭̮̟͓̗̐̚d ̪̰͊͒̃̃͛ ̴̣̜̃͂p ̩̱̦̥͍͇̥̏̿͜h̵̦̼̺̳͚̮͎͍̱͉̾̋̍̎̕͘r̵̼͇̲̣̖̈̾̀͐̋a̶̫̞͕̓̎̔s ̝̞̗̹̄͛̃̽̐͒̚͝e̶̛̬̳̬͎͉̯̅̽̃̔̂̚͘s̴̱͙͌̐̌͋̎̓͊̓̂͝.̵̩̪̖̝͇̅̐̆̌̎̅̎

Person 1: Man, sometimes Google Dictionary isn't accurate...

Person 2: Y ̧̛̣̉̿̋̓͝e̵̟͍͖̣̐͐̓̒̀̿͘͝a ̨͙̭̺̳͈̗͚̰̦̀̀ḣ̴͍̏͘̕,̵͍̤̝̾̍̍͂̆̔͛͑ͅ ̨̠̯̱̳̿̇̃͐̊͜t̵̡̫̞͈̝̣̆̄̐̎h ̧͇͙̠̠̇̔a̵͈̱̙͙̻̠͑͒̃̽̊́̀̕͝t̴̡̢͉̹̰̲̍͋̄'̵͉̥̟̲̞̯̤̲̭̏̇͑̽̔͛s̴̞͕͓͍̦͉̠̥͍͇̒̉̈́͊̊̾̕͝ ͉̻̩̹̼̳̽̔̈̓̀͑̈́̇̽̕ẘ̴̢͓͍̺̗̪̹͎͜h̶̬̗̄͋y̶̛̭̫̤̑̎̎ ̡̢̜͚̺͉̓̃̔̈́̔͐͑̈͝I̴͇̪̩̭͙͔̔̆͌͌͆̈́͘͜ ̶̤͚̬̈̅͛̚ͅṷ̶̢̢̧͈͊̋̆ͅͅͅs̵̤̪̘̍e ͕̹͆͛͌͐͝ͅ ̴͕̘̹̥̬̆̑̉̀̈́̅̊̇͠ U ̘̀̌̒̍̏͜r̶̦̠͋́b ̧̗̠̮̫̜́͒̈̿ḁ̵͈̄͑͆̀n̴̯̲͂̈̾̿͑̈́̕ ̴̧̗̞̦̤̈̕͠D̶̥͍̖̳͚͚̝̦̋͌̃̄͜i̴̢̧͓̩̼̩̠̥̺̖͒͝͝ć̴͉͓͇̗̮̥̱͉͗̌̏̿͐̔͊͒t ͉̺̯̖̘͌̅̈͘͜͜ḯ̶̡̮̪͓̗͎̈́͆̒o̴̻͍̠̎̃̃̈́̌̋ṇ̵̋̐͜ą̶̨̛͙͚̺͍̼͔̩͉͑r ̼̖̱̥̫͕̏̎͆̑̓̉́̽y ͔̥̠̜̙̳̥͙̯̩̽̚

Person 1: O̶͈̘͔̥͍̽͋͊̽̀̌̐͝͝h ͙̹̟̲̎̈̐!̶̛͎̯̥̱͔̭̟̏̾̔̽̌͌̓̕ͅ ̼̄̀̅̊͂͐T̶̡̮̜̫̘̤̏́̓̈́͋͠ḥ̶̨͔̣͇̠̼̳͎͖̋̔̀͘a̵̢̡̩̝͈̤͛̀̄̿̋͜͝n̴̪̋̒̏ķ̵̨̙̼̟̠̺̜̣̝̈́̌͊̇̀͘s ̬͖̘̝̇̔̒ ̶̡̢̡̦̻̬͚̦͇̆̏͛͌̈́̒̎́͝͠m̵̠̖͈͎͌͑̽͊ā̵̢̢̩̰̠͚̳͈̲̰̓n̴̫͖͇̊͝!̵͕̗̺̩͙̺̞͉͙͂

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I L Y S M I W K M S F Y

Why is it, ' ily ' and not, 'I love you so much I would kms for you'

A: I L Y S M I W K M S F Y
B: <33

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y-front cock pocket jock rockets

A disgusting type of underpant when worn upon a young man that could be characterised by their seamy beige colour and (in most cases) exceedingly optimistic pocket for storing manhood snugly. They sit low on the hips and are in much the same fashion as a short, and are unfortunately very prone to showing the slightest skidmark, nay the barest touching of cloth by the turtle's head, in glaring, nauseating contrast.
Men who favour the y-front cock pocket jock rocket, are likely to be of the dopey gurning toothpick calibre, and in nearly all cases may also be placed in the try-hard pigeonhole.

That doopyloopy fucking stayed the night at my house, and jocked it in my bed next to me wearing nothing but his horrible y-front cock pocket jock rockets!

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s me a p o y b

Send me a pic of your boobs

hey gurl s me a p o y b

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A U D A C I T Y

The thing people have have when they talk to me after insulting me for fking breathing

They had the ' a u d a c i t y' to talk to me like a normal human :0