seizuring to the point of pissing yourself
I looked at a strobe light and started piss humping myself
When you need to piss really badly you start moving your legs and it looks like you are rapidly humping the air.
Person 1: You ok there mate?
Person 2: No I'm bursting for a piss.
Person 1: Stop Piss Humping. You're humiliating.
The thrust of an angry man during sexual infercourse while he is shouting "I am Iron man" and the other person involved is laughing.
"Hey Naomi, want to come round mine for a tickley steel hump?"
when 2 groups of mates have a contest to see who can hump mate eachothers faster
I wnted competition so I did a humpety hump
The act of analy penetrating ones asshole with scissors and hedge clippers
Tyler wanted to experimemt with his body, he saw about sexual pleasures on google and did the jonas brothers hump
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Anal sex, usually performed with great force and speed.
That skank was loose as hell so I opted for a little dumper humping instead.
When your extremely horny that u put on porn and dry hump a pillow/Blanket then after cumming you fall asleep
When my brother leave my house after im going to do a Hump-A-Dump and call it a night