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Carters someone who has tha fattest dick i've ever had. Usually i like J's but i came to realize that they have the best dick in the world. He also is an amazing boyfriend. Can be jealous at times but he makes it up with his huge dick.
Carter h just gave me some dick, I can't even walk!
The act of cutting your finger and getting heimliched so blood squirts out of your finger to make Kool-Aid.
"Thirsty AF."
"Hold on, I need to google how to do Carter James Heimslich."
"Fuck is that?"
"Lemme try it."
20 minutes after...
"DAMN THAT SHIT GOOD"
Carter, the blackest white boy you'll ever know
bro, how is Carter Hess touching the rim?
A group of people that wear Amish clothes and use horses but also respect other people’s believes and let’s others join in their services. They say grace before lunch to piss off the teachers and are fucking
Awesome, everyone loves them.
See him he’s a Carter Amish man
The best guy you could ever have. He’s always there, a dick at times but will always love you.
“What’s wrong let’s talk about it.” -carter owen
the best couple anyone will ever see. they are always happy together no matter what! even though they might be off and on they have the best relationship anyone could want!
person 1: did you see maya and carter?
person 2: yeah they are so cute together!
person 1: i know right!
Oh my god. The sexiest math teacher ever to exist. All though he runs a little weird, he probably has the largest dick around. A bit of a bastard but hey at least he’s married.
“Hey are you taking stats next year?”
“Yeah, anything to get closer to Addison Carter”
“Daddy addy”