Thar’ She Blows

An exclamation raised when a woman (or man) wearing a visible thong (whale tail) passes across you or your friend’s bow.

Ale: Thar’ she blows!

Carson: All hands on deck.

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Steady As She Goes

An awesome Album/Song by legendary punk/ska band "Voodoo Glow Skulls," which has been defiled due to the recent popularity of "The Raconteurs'" song by the same name. We promise the former of the two is better.

"Hey dude"

"Sup man."

"I was listening to "Steady As She Goes yesterday, and..."

"Isn't that an annoying song by the Raconteurs?"

"NO! GODDAMMIT I'M SO SICK OF PEOPLE SAYING THAT!"

"Whoa dude, calm down."

"Sorry."

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she not a lesbian but for p she turn Pesbian

this right here is the real definition of being P

she not a lesbian but for p she turn pesbian because yeahhh im big P

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That's what she said

a word that is used as a sexual innuendo used to joke around and can get extremely annoying when your youth paster keeps you up till 3 a.m. saying "that's what she said jokes" at a 30 hour famine. WARNING!!! These jokes are not funny when said by females. Most females say the phrase obnoxiously and they do not know when a good time to say it is.

girls: My butt hurts!
guy: That's what she said!

(people talking about cabin seen on internet)
guy: It looked bigger on the internet.
Fuego(Chris): That's what she said!

(Girl saying the phrase)
girl A: That's supid.
girl B: That's what she said!

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That's What she said

A phrase to make something sexual, never used in referencing to the girl that the other person was with, only used when talking about girl YOU were with.

Its so big
that's What she said

NOT
ITs so small
Thats what she said, TO YOU!
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is fail

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It's the way she goes

1. A term/phrase used when laying down the law without wanting to explain or having a need to explain.

Typically used when someone asks "why" or extent of to a responsibility they don't want to fulfill.

for best results raise the voice a bit, say "Its the way" *pause* then add "SHE GOES!".

It's the way she goes.

Boyfriend to Girlfriend: Can you please stop talking to me about your feelings while I am watching the Hockey game.

Girlfriend: Well I just think its important that we talk about this now, do you not care that I am upset....

Boyfriend: IT'S THE WAY.....SHE GOES!!

Also works great on kids.

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She want me

She definitely doesn’t, but you say she does in order to not have self ending thoughts

“Man look at her. She want me”
- A man who sits inside all day and talks to no women

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