Dan Cook

A douchebag who attempts to be funny by moving around alot and telling unfunny jokes we told each other in junior high.

That drunk guy is acting like such a Dan Cook.

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dan-tuot

Homofaggot; raging doucher. Commonly used to describe underdeveloped intelligence and inferiority expressed through blatant disregard of cultural standards and an unwillingness to accept common knowledge.

Dude, you really need to stop being such a dan-tuot right now it's pissing everyone off.

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Dan the Matheny

One who is very dumb. He likes to sexually assault felines. He had no friends and like to act like he's tough but he's not. He will always be made fun of by someone no matter where he is.

That kid over there is so gay. I think he is Dan the Matheny

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A Dan B

1) Someone who is tends not to stand up for themselves but will run to someone else for help. In other words, a grass.
Usually hated by most people and when in certain situations, will cry and generally annoy everybody in the area.
2) Someone with a small head.

Example 1
person1) Hey, look at that guys abnormally small head.
person2) Haha, yeah he's got a Dan B.

Example 2
person1) Stop crying poof face, your such a Dan B.
person2) lol

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Dan's milkshakes

White creamy substance that tends to attract the attention of "all the boys" and thier playmates. Dan's Milkshakes is a secret recipe that only Dan himself knows but he is happy to share the bi-product of his labors.
best served chilled on a hot shirtless summer day.

boy #1 Hey man don't you just love Dan's Milkshakes?
boy #2 yeah I go to his yard everyday for that shit.

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Steely Dan

a large, hand crafted dildo. the dildo is made by molding feces into the designated design and then sticking the dildo in the freezr. after the steely dan is completed, it is then inserted into a female's FUPA, or 'Fat Upper Pussy Area". steely dans are a great frozen treat if used on a nice warm day.

Yo, did you see that chicks steely dan????? that shit looks like a floppy jalopy!

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lieutenant dan

During intercourse with a woman, before cumming, the man chops off the woman's leg, thus making her like Liuetenant Dan from Forrest Gump

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