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Buying a subscription to access XXX content and Downloading all the existing content. Staying subscribed or not is by choice.
(Like an actual investment you can decide to drop out or stay in)
"This girl has no leaks from her site, guess it's time to make an investment fap."
What's happening in the other room when you hear very loud moaning coming from your dad's laptop speakers before he frantically turns down the volume.
Brother: Where's dad? He just disappeared...
Sister: I don't know. He's probably having a father fap or something.
The act of overreacting so much to a minor situation that you have to masturbate to alleviate stress.
Man, I discovered I needed new shoes and got so flustered I needed to panic fap it out
Another way to say you or someone else is not sleeping
‘Listen bro I know I should be asleep…I was just busy fapping’
fucking yourself. also known as jerking off
ah cant wait to get some good fapping
Fapping is 2 words combined.
Yapping and Facting; When you are yapping but you are still spitting facts = fapping
*2 people in an argument*
person 1: How am I wrong? I'm legit fapping in your face!
person 2: I can't take all of this fapping you win...
The act of flapping by gripping a small falice with one's fingertips from above in claw machine fashion where the hand resembles a parachute.
Yo Tommy got a a little dick, saw that tucker parachute fapping in the bathroom.