i-jacking

The crime of stealing electronic music players and/or other electronic media. Derived from the surge of I-Pod related thefts in recent years.

I was the victim of an i-jacking when my MP3 player was stolen from my car.

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i-banker

An investment banker.

"After two years as an i-banker, I'll just buy my own island and retire."

Many kids in undergraduate business programs are disillusioned by the thought of doing the i-banking routine when they graduate.

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i promise

I promise is just another lie

I promise I won't do that again "Do it again"

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I ahhsked

When someone is going on about something no one cares about you can say "I asked" in a British accent, signifying that no one cares what their talking about and they should just shut up.

Joe: Oh my god this morning I saw an obese cow!
Bob: I ahhsked
Joe: (silence)

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you and i

A mistake

You and I were a mistake.

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i live

a expression used often by gay people to say what love in life and cant to with out

Alex: I live for your haircut

Casey: Thanks

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I-Peeper

eye-peeper(noun); a person, usually in the workplace, who looks at someone's IPOD screen to see what it is they are listening to and then comments on it, or uses that information later for some other purpose.

"Joe I-peeped me yesterday when I was listening to Black Sabbath, and then during lunch, joked to my boss that I listen to 'the devil's music'".

"Hey, I don't mean to be an I-Peeper but I see we have a mutual Clay Aiken thing going on."

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