A phrase used when a person without the necessary means comes into possession of an expensive or rare item. The "acquired" is usually drawn out to denote the metaphorical use of the word.
Dude where'd you get that cell phone?
I acquired it.
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The crime of stealing electronic music players and/or other electronic media. Derived from the surge of I-Pod related thefts in recent years.
I was the victim of an i-jacking when my MP3 player was stolen from my car.
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"After two years as an i-banker, I'll just buy my own island and retire."
Many kids in undergraduate business programs are disillusioned by the thought of doing the i-banking routine when they graduate.
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When someone is going on about something no one cares about you can say "I asked" in a British accent, signifying that no one cares what their talking about and they should just shut up.
Joe: Oh my god this morning I saw an obese cow!
Bob: I ahhsked
Joe: (silence)
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