you are gen alpha or is googling something cringe for gun
you are so sigma ohio rizz
A highly focussed introveted version of the Sigma Male
he might not look like a chad
but he is surtently a giga chad of inteligence
he will fight hi oponents with a rock and still go through their medieval armour
most of all
the Sigma Peasant is always quick with his thoughts
if you try to roast him
he will respond faster than you can get to laugh of your own joke
there is only one of his speciece
but soon
there might come more
he will make sure you get anything you want
he is a true gentleman
he might not have many friends
but he is surtenly trustworthy
he will help you get that fat +K/D in any competitive game
one thing you cant do to him
is comanding him
he will not accept simpletons such as Betas, alphas and others
he will do things for you in return of a friendship
and sigma peasant is not single
he is full of asian girls around him
"damn is that guy helping tommy play cod?"
"yeah, he is such a Sigma Peasant"
the only true sigma to exist. sigma sophia is a strong, intelligent, and sexy man who never lets a person woman push them around. if they were to try sigma sophia would make sure there are consequences.
woman: i wanna be the boss!
sigma sophia: no theres only one thing that mouth is good for and its not talking, now get on ur knees!
when one is typically at a higher stance of power; a leader of a pack, but while still being sigma.
that kid is so super sigma ohio
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A man who eats his own dick-cheese for breakfast, and washes them down with a clay-loam milkshake. A man who can smell a drop of cum wings from 10 miles away. A man who scalps his enemies โ and has them begging for more. A man for whom the sigma lifestyle is too conventional; who paves his own path one chromosome at a time. The man who keeps "him" up at night.
"I heard you hooked up with Trent?"
"Yeah, he's a total var-sigma male"
sweat and filth forming an ooze-like substance from lack of showering and personal hygiene
"Oh man, i got sigma juices all over my chair!"
"erm, what the sigma?"
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